Aḥric 2

Ass-nni, yedmed uqcic ay tett di la classe aɣṛum s uzemmur, mi t-wala-t tcixett, tenna-yas : «Exṛeǧ min al qismi ya ayuha al mucawwec

Tenna-yas-d kan akken, aqcic yemmeɣ ar ukaṛṭabl-is, yeddmed amessaḍ n uyaziḍ id as-d-tefka yemma-s akken ad t-yečč ma ara ad-yeffeɣ ar istiṛaḥa, yewwet yess tacixett-nni, yebbwi-yas-tt id deg udem. Tacixett tageswaḥt, qṛib id temmar tiṭ-is yerna meskint d tasilibatiṛt, …

Eh oui, limmer tt-yesdarɣel mači terwi ?, Tuzzel kan akken s idammen, ur tessared ula d udem-is, diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirikt ɣer lmudir .

Ṣabaḥ lxiṛ ya sayidi, unḍuṛ mada faεala atilmidu almucawicu al qaḥibu (eh eh eh ! εafwen εwafwen), al qa al qa al qabiḥu ya sayidi lmudiru….

Man ḍaṛabaki ya anisati ?

Aṭiflu almutarafihu ya saayidi

– Bimada daṛabaki ya anisati?

Bi meṣṣati adaǧaǧati ya sayidi

Min ayna ata bi hada assilaḥi al abyaḍi ?

Min almiḥfaḍati ya sayidi… ila axirihi…

Imir imir kan, yedmed Sidi lmudir yura listidεa, yefkat i yiwen n tilmid ad t-yawi i imawlan n win yewwten tacixet s umessaḍ n uyaziḍ. ( agi tellement tres rapide, semman-as zzumala-s : »la flèche »), ma d lmudir ak d lecyax d ttcixtin ssawalen-as Flicha axateṛ wid akk  ubliji fell-asen ad mmeslin s luɣat ddawla ḥasba ma wurida fi adustur ). Azekka nni, d afurgu id yekra jeddi-s, jeddi-s nni s baba-as, win akken-nni id as-d-yuɣen apoṛtaaaaaaaaable!, Mačči am jeddi-s nni nniḍen, jeddi-s s yemma-s, zaεma yexdem di lmina n Biljik, maεna meskin yezga yexla lǧib-is, tefka-yas badaṛ temɣaṛt-nni tamcumt, texlat, ṛṛuḥen akk yedrimen deg iḥeckulen d unekmus i uḍeggal akken ur d iberru ara I yelli-s .

Tout le monde, en voiture: le père, la mère, le saint-esprit, les jeddi-s, les yaya-s, les xali-s les xwalti-s, les εemmi-s les εmumat is, yedda ula d ccix n lǧama n taddart, laṣel-is si Baṛhum, yiwen udewwaṛ n waεṛaben-agi bwecluḥ di tam- yinna n tmurt n Msila, yezmer ad tuḥwiǧen i lfaṭṭiḥa.

Ulac aṣuni, ulac asṭebṭeb, d yiwen seg-sen i d-yarsen, yelli apuṛṭay, acifuṛ yeddarbez ar daxel n lakul. Qqen tiṭ-ik ldi-tt, ayen yellan deg ufurgu yebbweḍ tagnitt, rruzma arrac tuɣ iten daxel n les classes

Lmudir ula d netta, tuɣ-it di lbiru netta d ccix n taṛbiyya ddineyya, da ttepṛipaṛin el baṛnameǧ n liḥtifal bi yawm al εilm.

Agaṛdyan meskin fɣent idammen ma akken iwala anect-nni n lɣaci, yal wa d acu d-yebwi deg ufus is : icuqaṛ, iεekzen, tiqubac, ijenwiyen,… d lizandyan-nni nettwali zik di les films western….

-Tok Tok Tok, D nekk a mesyu diraktur, llin tabburt lliiiiiin !  Lmudir yelli-d tabburt :

Limada tarṭaɛicu hakada ya …?

– Hdeṛ iyi-d s teqbaylit a winnat neɣ au moins s trumit niɣ t…

– Ih dakuṛ dakuṛ, kisikisi kipasi, pourquoi ti tṛumbli kumṣa ?

– Ḍil si ṭṭaq ḍil, ḍil ḍil ad ttwaliḍ pourquoi? …  Akken kan iwala sidi lmudir anect-nni n lɣaci, teṭṭef-it tergigit. Yenna-yas i ccix-nni ṭarbiya ddineya :

-Ay huuuuuuh ay huh ay huh ! d laεṛuc-nni n pouvoir assassin n leεwam-nni neɣ d acu-ten wigi? D anwa-ten a Flica ?

– D imawlan n weqcic-nni yewten iḍelli tacixett s umessaḍ uyaziḍ, tura ad ɣ-ssaṛɣen lakul a mesyu diraktur, d wigi i-y-ssaṛɣen la mairie di 2001-nni, cfiɣ fell-asen !

Alhudu alhudu, La daεi lilqaleq, tura ad asen ceggεeɣ ccix n ṭaṛbiya ddineyya ad ten-yerrigli, zṛiɣ ad t-qadṛen…

– Ṛuḥ a ccix men feḍlek, qabel iten, awwi-yasen-d albaɛḍ nelmawaḍiε-agi yaɛnan tacaṛɛit . Ma tuɣeḍ awal-iw, awwi-yasen-d tamacahutt-nni n Σumaṛ Xeyyam, wigi banen ḥemmlen un coup, sedhu-ten, ma d nekk ad ssiwleɣ i suluṭat al maɛniya bi al amṛ.

Yeffɣ-d ccix n ṭaṛbiya si lbiru n ssi lmudir :

-Mṛeḥba mṛeḥba yess-wen ay iḍulan imeɛzuzen !

– Iḍulan ?…. i d-as-d-yenna jeddi-s-nni i d-as-d-yuɣen a portaaaaaaable…..

-Ih iḍulan Llah ibarek, xyaṛ nnas at el-iman d nneyya.

– Amek akka d iḍulan, akka ? Sefhem-d iman-ik a winnat, tout d’aborement d acu-k? …Ipi, ur d-nusi yara s apṛiẓanti neɣ s apliẓanti, nusa-d ad nzeṛ dirraktur !

– Yerbeḥ yerbeḥ a lbaṛakka yerbeḥ… Nekk deg At Ali Umḥend i ɣṛiɣ, dinna i ḥefḍeɣ settin ḥizeb, dinna i ḥefḍeɣ ula d ttaqbaylit, aqli dagi i wakken ad seɣṛayeɣ arraw-nwen, ad sen-mleɣ abrid lmustaqim.

-Nniɣ-ak ulac musta-qim ulac musta-ekker, ur d nusi ara ar dagi s iɣimi, neǧǧan lecɣal-nneɣ a winnat, sellek sellek, aha aha fakk-d awal, tixeṛ-aɣ i ṭaṭabaṭaṭa-ynek…

Yaxi yaxi « yiwen wa3ṛab ya3meṛ ssuq yaxi ?»

– Yarbeḥ a Lḥaǧ yarbeḥ ( ur tečči ara si lbaṛakka dɣa yarrigli yas-tt ɣer Lḥaǧ)…

– Amek amek ? Lḥaǧ ! nekk ? D ye… ye… ye… ye… Teḥṛem ar limmer mači d leḥya ar k-mleɣ (an)wi d nekk id ḥuǧǧeɣ …, Besmellah ṛaḥman iṛṛaḥim atta ssekka! I tura ad fakk-eḍ awal neɣ akka ar a tesbarbuṛeḍ ɣef qessam-nneɣ?

– D accord! D’accord a mesyu, d accord a moustache

– Ṣelli ɣef nnbi …

– Nniɣ ak fakk-ed awal ah …!!!!

– ihi a sidi, nabina n ṣelliw εlih, nnesba-agi yellan gar-neɣ id aɣ yarran d iḍulan, tamezwarut d lmektub n Sidi Ṛebbi, tis snat d ayen yuran, tin ɣeṛ-s d makatib llah